Privacy Policy

Last updated: January 2025

TL;DR

We don't track you. We don't sell your data. We're just here to help you find cool stuff on the internet. That's it.

1. Information We Collect

Contact Form: If you send us a message through the contact form, we collect your name, email, and message content. We use this solely to respond to your inquiry.

Basic Analytics: We may collect anonymous usage data like page views to understand how people use the site. No personal information is tied to this data.

2. What We Don't Do

• We don't sell your data to anyone. Ever.

• We don't use creepy tracking pixels or fingerprinting.

• We don't build profiles about you.

• We don't share your information with advertisers.

3. Cookies

We use minimal cookies necessary for the site to function. No tracking cookies, no advertising cookies. Just the basics to keep things running smoothly.

4. External Links

Our whole thing is linking to external websites. Once you click a link and leave Surprise Me, you're subject to that site's privacy policy. We can't control what they do – so browse wisely.

5. Data Security

We take reasonable measures to protect any information you provide. But let's be real – the internet isn't 100% secure. We do our best, but we can't guarantee absolute security.

6. Your Rights

Want us to delete your contact form message? Just ask. We're happy to remove any data you've shared with us. Reach out through the contact form (ironic, we know) or email us.

7. Children's Privacy

Surprise Me is intended for general audiences. We don't knowingly collect information from children under 13. If you're a parent and think your kid sent us something, let us know and we'll delete it.

8. Changes to This Policy

We might update this policy occasionally. If we make significant changes, we'll update the date at the top. Keep checking back if you're curious.

9. Contact

Questions about privacy? Use the contact form on our About page. We'll get back to you.